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The image seen above is that of Moocow.
Moocow and I invite you to "Just Say Mo."
Or in his case, he says "Nmooooe"
I would invite you to "Just Say Moo,"
but that doesn't rhyme with "No."

Why do cows say such things?  Why "Moo" ?
Why not "Guwhallop" ?  Why not "Zeffrignahew" ?

Many years ago I wrote a poem about such a thing,
and Moocow has asked me to reproduce it here:

The cows said nothing
but Moo.
That ageless, universal
cow sound.
Sometimes spelled Mu,
and some of them
say Moe.
For what reason is a mystery.
The calves cry Ma.
Can you blame them?
That’s all you wanted
at that age.


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